Claplist 8 – Microsoft

I’m so sick and tired of dedicating more time to companies that have already managed to waste so much of it.

Without going into too much detail: I lost access to my Enterprise account for technical reasons beyond my understanding, and after going around in circles with mentally challenged support staff …

Claplist 7 – ParcelMonkey

Pay peanuts, get monkeys.
– ParcelMonkey the ultimate embodiment of this idiom.

TL;DR – I sued ParcelMonkey and won the full claim of my insurance, plus the court fee, and ParcelMonkey had a second CCJ issued against them which has now put the company into serious trouble. A third CCJ could …

Five Things 2 – Phenomenal Foods

I’m a real foodie. I love trying new foods and I particularly love going to new restaurants.

One of the things I am very grateful for in life is that I can enjoy high quality delicious food, and living in one of the greatest and most food-diverse cities in the …

Five Things 1 – Inspiring People

Recently I read an article that suggested I should write down ten ideas every day…. then I read another article that suggested I should write down ten people I admire and quantify why I admire them.

I think ten is a bullshit number so I’m going with five. I’m relatively …

Claplist 6 – Deliveroo

Let’s start with the fact that I have sued Deliveroo and won by default – for a claim that was quantified at £8.74.

Judgement by default means that Deliveroo didn’t respond to the claim. It is by far the most popular way that I win small claims. – When I …

Marvels 3 – Amazon

The amazing Amazon… 

As you already know, I am regularly pissed off and frustrated with a lot of things, quite possibly with you, but for something that I use on a daily basis to NOT piss me off most of the time, is definitely worthy of sincere praise.

Firstly, Amazon Prime: I …

Claplist 5 – Blue Air

Back when I was regularly flying to Romania several years ago, I eventually concluded it would be financially smarter to fly as cheaply as possible, given the intense frequency of my trips.

No sooner had I made that decision, had I then been introduced to what would rapidly turn out to …

Claplist 4 – Sonos

Nobody escapes the Claplist. Especially not these bastards.

When you buy devices in excess of £1,000, you expect some level of quality and superiority. This is true with Sonos, up to the point where it requires software.

I will admit straight off the bat that the Sonos sound is unbeatable for the …

Claplist 3 – Apple

I’ve been pulling my hair out over Apple’s shenanigans for at least the last 10 years…

Today I want to highlight the general stupidity that sums this company up in just a single story, and as many as I have that are similar, this one really takes the cake…

Yesterday I purchased …

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